first tab, but i asked him for the chords so should be correct! G tonight I'm an alley cat yeah, C more afraid of you than you are of me G but if you leave some food out on the porch, C I might stay till there's nothing left to eat D C I could sit alone in a lunch room in high school D C if I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in ashville G G Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest C has a hole as big as the one in my pocket G I mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest C but hell, you kiss like a rocket D C I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom D C if I wasn't a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom G